Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 125: The Nine Disciples of the Dao Seeking Sect Gather Together In the Great Elder’s vast experience, whenever Buyu Daoist displayed this level of over-the-top enthusiasm, there was absolutely a sinister scheme at play. He instantly raised his guard. The Great Elder was fully aware that Buyu Daoist had legitimate reasons to hold a grudge against him. When Buyu Daoist was merely a swaddling infant, the Third Elder had carried him up the mountain to become their Master’s youngest
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