Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 156: Cautious Man Gu When the righteous orthodox path and the demonic heresy reach an absolute, albeit unknowing, consensus, all previous geopolitical friction transmutes into terrifying momentum. The de facto sovereign of the Dao Seeking Sect and the event’s prime architect had already mathematically approved Tang Yunsheng’s infiltration proposal. The operation was flawlessly secured. “What is the tactical objective?” Lu Yang inquired with dark enthusiasm. “Do we forge a blood pact with the other three demonic syndicates, unearth our
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