Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 193: Body Integration! Lu Yang spent several months studying on the first floor of the Scripture Pavilion to create his own cultivation technique. Aside from the “Complete Guide to Crosstalk,” there were many techniques and spells that broadened his horizons. For example, there was a technique that, once cultivated, allowed the other party to control one’s location. According to the records, it was created by a pair of cultivator spouses to monitor each other’s movements. Then the husband discovered
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