Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 166: Match Commentary “I heard that Immortal Yingtian was born in response to heaven, hence the name Yingtian. Is that true?” Indestructible Immortaless waved her hand. “Hey, it’s all boasting. That kid Yingtian came from a lowly tribe. In ancient times, lineage was highly valued. Even though Yingtian showed promise in his youth, people gossiped behind his back, saying his origins were insufficient, his Fate Pattern lacking, and he was just a flash in the pan who would inevitably
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