Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 133: Corpse Activity is a Normal Phenomenon When the two returned to their room, they happened to encounter the two traveling merchants. The merchants, who had been quite aggressive yesterday, were unusually friendly today and even invited them in to sit. Lu Yang did not want to have too much contact with them and bluntly refused. After being refused, the merchants were not annoyed and closed their room door. The sound of the gong rang out again, with the
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