Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 90: Interrogation Transcript “Name?” “Yi Zhanghong.” “Drop the act. I’m asking for your real name!” “Zhang Xiaohong.” Inside the interrogation room, a solitary dragon-oil lamp flickered in the suffocating gloom, casting jagged, predatory shadows across the stone walls. Fang Qingyun stood with his arms crossed, a sharp sneer plastered on his face as he glared at the newly apprehended suspect. Constable Wei stared unblinkingly into Yi Zhanghong’s eyes, firing off question after question with the relentless rhythm of a
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