Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 128: The Secret Meeting of the Five Great Immortal Sects On a secluded, nameless peak within the Dao Seeking Sect, the absolute rulers of the Five Great Immortal Sects convened. This peak was a fortress of utmost secrecy. Unless one belonged to the absolute highest echelons of the Dao Seeking Sect, they lacked the clearance to even know of its existence. The four visiting leaders sat in profound silence, awaiting the organizer of this summit to speak. Sensing their
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