Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 138: Everyone is Scheming Far beyond the borders of Buyu Town, five Body Integration grandmasters were engaged in a continent-shattering clash that had raged continuously for five days. The four ancient Cultivators had erected a massive, absolute domain, preventing the apocalyptic shockwaves of their battle from leaking into the mortal world. Within that sphere of suppression, the Buyu Daoist had manifested his own domain, his attacks aggressive, precise, and lethally sharp. “Damn it to the hells!” one of the
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