Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 210: The Strongest Golden Core Lu Yang strictly adhered to Eldest Senior Sister’s teachings, marching straight to the towering gates of the Scripture Pavilion. Idling at the entrance, he spotted Senior Sister Zhou Lulu, whom he hadn’t seen since she escorted him to the cafeteria’s weapons section. “Senior Sister Zhou Lulu, it has been a long time.” Senior Sister Zhou Lulu, deeply immersed in the world of texts, snapped her head up at the sound of his voice and
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