Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 250: The Considerate Huang Doudou Departing the merchant guild and temporarily parting ways with the Eagle Mountain Five Heroes, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou returned to their inn. They instructed the attendant to procure several high-quality local dishes and deliver them to their respective chambers. “And remember, absolutely no tofu,” Lu Yang specifically reminded the attendant before ascending the stairs. “Ah, the bed remains the ultimate supreme artifact!” Upon entering his room, Lu Yang executed a flying leap, crashing
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