Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 139: Who is the Hunter? “Damn it. I knew it couldn’t be this simple,” Lu Yang hissed, his eyes narrowing. The Mayor—the apex predator of the anomalous ecosystem—was waiting for them inside the Ancestral Hall. Their tactical position had instantly degraded from an organized extraction to a lethal trap. “What’s the play?” Meng Jingzhou asked, his face pale but his mind racing, rapidly calculating vectors of retreat. Lu Yang’s peripheral vision caught the wooden placard nailed beside the heavy
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