Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 201: Drills Always Serve a Purpose The Indestructible Immortal praised the heavens that he possessed the collective memories of his followers—particularly the Cult Leader and his cabal of high-ranking zealots, all of whom were absolute Experts in modern criminal law. It was a monumental lifesaver! His existence was an extreme legal loophole. While children in the Cultivation world matured rapidly—prompting the Great Xia Dynasty to set the age of criminal responsibility terrifyingly low—no legislation on earth could prosecute a
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