Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 204: Defending the Righteous Path After Meng Jingzhou was dragged away kicking and screaming into the shadows, a symphony of muffled, bone-crunching agony echoed through the courtyard. Lu Yang and Man Gu ignored the ambient screams, entirely focused on liquidating their Contribution Points at the Reward ledger. “Man Gu, what are you requisitioning?” “A calligraphy copybook. My master claims my penmanship lacks structural integrity and requires rigorous aesthetic conditioning.” Man Gu’s gaze locked onto a specific tome radiating a
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