Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 143: Lu Yang in the Fantasy Stage Not a single soul present—including the Buyu Daoist—had actually anticipated that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou would successfully extract themselves from Buyu Town. Setting aside the fact that an ancient Body Integration grandmaster was physically anchoring the local reality, the labyrinthine, lethal logic of the town’s implicit and explicit Rules was not something a normal human brain could casually untangle. Merely surviving inside Buyu Town was a monumental achievement. Escaping it was
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