Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 227: Su Yiren Takes Action “There’s a third person?!” The County Magistrate, the Mo Family Patriarch, and the Nine Nether Cult disciple were all dumbfounded. They had fancied themselves the hidden chess masters manipulating the board, so how were they the ones being suppressed? Who was lurking in the dark? They frantically unleashed their various trump cards. The County Magistrate attempted to manipulate the chains hidden behind his back, but no matter how he struggled, the iron links felt
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