Lu Yang just wanted to be a badass sword immortal. Instead, his master made him bench-press water vats, fight with indestructible fried dough sticks, and practice deadly swordplay by carving raw tofu.
Transmigrating into the world’s most powerful—and objectively most unhinged—immortal sect, Lu Yang quickly realizes that traditional cultivation rules don’t apply to him. Armed with a mutated Sword Spirit Root, a tactical parachute (because he’s terrified of flying swords), and a group of equally eccentric friends, he completely derails every Xianxia trope in existence.
From poisoning skin-stealing ghosts with foot fungus to opening a wildly successful late-night BBQ shop just to spy on a demonic cult, Lu Yang proves one thing: giving a modern mind magical powers was a terrible mistake.
A hilarious, action-packed comedy that redefines the cultivation world!
Chapter 247: I Said It Was an Accident, Do You Believe Me? Following Lu Yang’s deadpan clarification, the collective realization dawned that they had committed an astronomical blunder. The abyssal, Dao-resonating black Golden Core they had spent the better part of the day scrutinizing was, in fact, not a Golden Core at all. To be fair, they could hardly be blamed. While the Mountain-Shouldering Pig was biologically mandated to be “full of gall,” the phenomenon of hyperactive bile secretion condensing
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