At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.
He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.
[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]
Holding Hands: +10 EXP.
A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.
Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!
Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent “Grandpa” figure to lower the guards of the sect’s beautiful yet dangerous women.
To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted “Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother.” In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.
From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems… in exchange for a night of “cultivation.”
Why read this?
Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.
System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.
Harem Building: Gotta catch ’em all!
Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.
Chapter 360: A Familiar Scene The Jade-Faced Rakshasa’s delicate brows suddenly knitted together. She cast a sharp, wary glance toward the distant horizon. “The old bald donkey is here.” Before the words had even fully left her lips, a brilliant golden light pierced the distant skyline, tearing across the heavens at an incomprehensible speed directly toward their position. Li Meng merely flicked his sleeve. The Mountain and River State Painting shot out from the Sword Nurturing Gourd at his waist,
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