The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 230: Senior Brother, Did You Step in Dog Poop Again?

Li Meng smiled and stroked his beard, his demeanor the picture of an enlightened sage.

“Please speak, Princess Consort.”

Wei Yushu looked at him with anticipation, her hands clasping nervously in her lap.

“Immortal Master… I wonder if this humble concubine possesses a Spiritual Root?”

Li Meng’s face showed a flash of understanding. So that was it. She summoned him to confirm if she had the potential for cultivation.

He glanced at Wei Yushu. His Heavenly Eye skill activated silently.

[Name: Wei Yushu] [Age: 41] [Luck: 1700] [Cultivation: Mortal Realm] [Aptitude: Source Spirit Body] [Favorability: 50]

Source Spirit Body?

A trace of genuine astonishment flashed in Li Meng’s eyes, followed immediately by a surge of pleasant surprise.

The Source Spirit Body was an even rarer constitution than the Lunar Body. Those born with it possessed innately powerful Divine Souls and the unique ability to repair and nourish the souls of others. It was, without question, the most perfect vessel for the Shocking God Art.

If he were to Dual Cultivate with Wei Yushu… the speed at which his Divine Soul would strengthen would be unimaginable.

Facing Wei Yushu’s expectant gaze, Li Meng forcibly suppressed the excitement in his heart. He maintained his calm facade, chuckling softly as he stroked his beard.

“Although the Princess Consort’s aptitude is ordinary, she indeed possesses the talent for cultivation.”

Wei Yushu’s face lit up with pure joy.

“That’s wonderful! Immortal Master, is this really true?”

Her heart hammered against her ribs. Although her age was somewhat advanced for a beginner, whenever she heard her daughters speak of their life on the mountain—flying on swords, commanding the elements—her heart filled with yearning. And now, she actually had the opportunity to walk the Great Dao alongside them.

How could she not feel elated?

Li Meng nodded sagely. “Of course it is true.”

Confirmed once again by the Immortal Master himself, Wei Yushu felt as if she were floating. Her beautiful eyes looked at him with a gentle, watery gaze.

“Can the Immortal Master… teach me to cultivate?”

“Of course I can.”

Li Meng had absolutely no reason to refuse. In fact, if she hadn’t been interested in longevity, that would have been the real headache.

He glanced around the pavilion.

“However, I do not know if it is convenient to begin here and now. Princess Consort, cultivation requires tranquility. How about I return tomorrow to teach you how to draw Qi into your body?”

“A quiet place?” Wei Yushu smiled gracefully. “If the Immortal Master does not wish to be disturbed, rest assured. Apart from this humble concubine and His Highness Prince Qi, no one dares to enter this courtyard uninvited.”

Li Meng nodded lightly. “Then I will return tomorrow.”

This place was indeed good. The courtyard was large, secluded, and quiet enough that any intruders would be detected long before they arrived.

“Immortal Master, why can’t we start now?” Wei Yushu asked, unable to hide her impatience.

Li Meng chuckled. “Princess Consort, you need time to calm your mind. Excitement is the enemy of progress. If you attempt to draw Qi with an unstable heart, it could lead to Qi Deviation.”

Wei Yushu suddenly understood. Cultivators feared an unstable state of mind above all else. Her current agitation was indeed unsuitable.

“So that is how it is. Then… please teach this humble concubine tomorrow afternoon!”

For the next half-hour, Li Meng explained the basics of cultivation theory to her. By the time he left the villa, the sky had completely darkened.

Walking through the long corridors of the estate, Li Meng’s thoughts raced.

I didn’t expect this trip to Lin’an City to yield such a harvest.

Although her age was advanced, with his guidance and resources, reaching Foundation Establishment within her mortal lifespan was more than feasible.

It’s a pity… if I had come a few decades earlier, it would have been perfect.

Now, she was a married woman, the Princess Consort of a mortal kingdom. Taking her up the mountain immediately would be difficult. He would have to let her cultivate in the mortal world for now, waiting for the attachments in her heart to fade with time.

Prince Qi was just a mortal. At most, his lifespan would end in fifty years.

However, if it was just cultivating the Shocking God Art together… her marital status didn’t strictly matter. They would just have to be discreet. After all, a man and a woman alone in a room “cultivating” could easily be misunderstood. He didn’t care about reputation, but the Princess Consort had a status to maintain.

Li Meng’s figure gradually faded into the shadows of the corridor.

Prince Qi’s Mansion, Guest Villa

“Senior Brother! Where did you go? Why did it take so long to come back?”

As soon as Li Meng entered the room, a small head peeked out from behind the bed curtain. Qi Wei pouted, clearly impatient from waiting.

Li Meng walked to the bed and poked her forehead. “Junior Sister, go back to your own room.”

Qi Wei’s pout deepened. “I won’t. I want to cultivate with Senior Brother.”

Li Meng lifted the curtain and sat on the edge of the bed. “If you fall asleep tonight, Senior Brother will throw you out.”

Qi Wei covered her mouth and giggled, rolling around on the mattress.

“Senior Brother wouldn’t do that. Senior Brother would only hold me and sleep.”

“Oh? So you think you have me figured out, huh?”

Qi Wei stopped rolling. Lying prone on the bed, she blinked at him, her two little feet swaying back and forth in the air.

“I’m so well-behaved. Senior Brother wouldn’t bear to bully me.”

Was she well-behaved? There was no need to doubt this. Despite her playful nature, she was sensible when it mattered.

Li Meng climbed onto the bed, let down the curtain, and sat cross-legged.

“Cultivate or sleep. Choose.”

The night was short. Cultivating wasn’t meaningless, but it wasn’t particularly efficient either.

Qi Wei’s eyes darted around. Is this a trap? If she said sleep, would he kick her out?

No. Senior Brother wouldn’t do that. If he did, she would be very sad. And Senior Brother hated making her sad.

Hmph. If he does that, I… I will…

She glared fiercely at him. I will definitely bite him. Hard.

“I… I want to sleep!” she declared loudly, covering her eyes with her hands like a thief hiding his ears, peeking through the gaps between her fingers to gauge his reaction.

Looking at her adorable antics, Li Meng smiled. He reached out and rubbed her head.

The Lunar Body not only halted her physical growth but seemed to have paused her emotional maturity as well. She had never really grown up.

Li Meng turned over and lay down. “Alright. Then let’s sleep.”

“Yay!”

Qi Wei dropped her hands, her face beaming. Like a little puppy finding its spot, she crawled into his embrace and nuzzled contentedly against his chest.

“Senior Brother… where did you go just now?”

“Adult matters. Children shouldn’t ask.”

“I’m curious!”

“It was the Princess Consort summoning me.”

“Coming back so late… it definitely wasn’t anything good.”

“Junior Sister, you guessed wrong. It was a heaven-sent good thing.”

Qi Wei raised her head, resting her chin on her crossed hands atop his chest. She looked at him with intense curiosity.

“What heaven-sent good thing?”

Li Meng never intended to hide the matter of the Source Spirit Body from her. He told her everything.

“Source Spirit Body?” Qi Wei’s eyes widened. “Senior Brother… did you step in dog poop again?”

She pouted slightly.

He really must have stepped in dog poop.

How could he be so lucky? To encounter such a rare constitution in a mortal woman?

Another special constitution?

Qi Wei thought of Junior Sister Xia, Junior Sister Yao, and Junior Sister Zhang. All three were brought up the mountain by Li Meng. All three possessed special constitutions.

Could Senior Brother be the legendary Child of Luck?

Otherwise, why would he stumble upon geniuses one after another? In just a few short years, the desolate Masked Moon Peak had become lively with talented women.

A trace of distress flashed in Qi Wei’s eyes.

The Junior Sisters all seem to like Senior Brother very much.

Why is that?

Senior Brother shouldn’t be the type that attracts girls. Before Foundation Establishment, he was old. Although he was handsome now, he still shouldn’t be the optimal choice for young, talented cultivators.

It’s really so annoying!

Clearly, she knew him first. Clearly, back then, only she was by his side.