The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

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Synopsis

At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.

He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.

[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]

Holding Hands: +10 EXP.

A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.

Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!

Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent “Grandpa” figure to lower the guards of the sect’s beautiful yet dangerous women.

To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted “Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother.” In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.

From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems… in exchange for a night of “cultivation.”
Why read this?

Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.

System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.

Harem Building: Gotta catch ’em all!

Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.

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Chapter 197: Endless Joy

“Senior Brother, you… what did you just do to me?”

Moments ago, Li Meng had produced a small jade bottle.

With a soft hum of spiritual energy, it had absorbed the Pure Yin Qi dispersing from her body.

Li Meng gently stroked Junior Sister Hua’s cascading, jet-black hair.

“Since I cannot practice Dual Cultivation, I had to find an alternative path. It is better than nothing, I suppose.”

The efficacy of the Mystic Yin Pill was, in truth, only mediocre.

It was highly effective for breaking through minor realms.

However, for shattering the bottlenecks of major realms, it could not compare to traditional breakthrough pills.

Still, it was several fractions stronger than standard cultivation-enhancing pills.

A trace of worry flashed in Hua Biying’s eyes.

Could it be that Senior Brother only wanted her for her “Pure Yin Qi”?

“Junior Sister, do not overthink things,” Li Meng said, his voice a soothing rumble. “I am an Alchemist. I simply detest waste.”

He pulled her tighter into his embrace.

He greedily savored the intoxicating warmth of her voluptuous curves pressed against him.

A rosy flush crept up Hua Biying’s neck.

She gently broke free from his hold.

Turning over, she lay back against the silk sheets of the bed.

With a shy, alluring gaze, Hua Biying opened her arms toward him.

“Senior Brother… come to me.”

Li Meng was never one to be polite.

With a lazy, satisfied smile, he buried himself into Junior Sister Hua’s warm, soft embrace.

“This is the life I truly want!”

His face felt as if it were wrapped in a cloud of the warmest, softest cotton.

The supreme comfort of the sensation sent waves of ecstatic euphoria through his mind.

Hua Biying’s cheeks burned crimson.

A smug, triumphant smile curled at the corner of her lips.

Several days later, in the pavilion by the pond.

The two sat opposite each other at the stone tea table.

“I have heard the Kongming Hall is exceptionally treacherous. If Senior Brother plans to venture there, you must make thorough preparations.”

Hua Biying held the teapot, elegantly pouring a cup of fragrant tea for him.

Li Meng chuckled, casually stroking his beard.

“Rest assured, Junior Sister. I know what I am doing.”

Hua Biying knew of his monstrous combat prowess.

The overwhelming strength he had displayed back at Sunset Glow Mountain was still etched into her mind.

Although his cultivation was only at the early Foundation Establishment stage, his actual combat power rivaled that of late-stage—or even Grand Perfection—Foundation Establishment Cultivators.

While she naturally worried for his safety, she would never stand in the way of his search for a great Dao Fated Chance.

“Forgive me, Senior Brother. My cultivation is too weak. I cannot be of much help to you.”

A trace of melancholy dimmed Hua Biying’s bright eyes.

Her Senior Brother was both a Talisman Master and an Alchemist.

She was merely a Foundation Establishment Cultivator with a bit of beauty to her name.

Though she did not want to rely solely on him, he stood at a height that felt unreachable.

He was right before her eyes, yet seemingly impossible to truly grasp.

Li Meng offered her a warm, beaming smile, taking in the breathtaking sight of his beautiful Junior Sister.

“You have already helped me immensely. These past few days… I have been exceedingly happy.”

A deep blush painted Hua Biying’s cheeks.

Flustered, she shot him a playful, sidelong glare.

Li Meng chuckled and casually flicked his sleeve.

A Storage Bag flew out from the Sword Nurturing Gourd at his waist.

It hovered silently in the air between them.

“Junior Sister, this is the Foundation Establishment gift I prepared for you.”

Driven by curiosity, Hua Biying released her Divine Sense to probe inside the Storage Bag.

The moment she saw its contents, her breath hitched.

Her entire being seemed to elevate, the shock washing over her.

A radiant smile bloomed on her face.

The last traces of gloom in her heart were instantly swept away.

[+1 Favorability] [+5 Sub-profession Experience] [Favorability has reached maximum, +50,000 Sub-profession Experience] [Maximum Favorability opposite sex provides +100 fixed Sub-profession Experience daily]

With a graceful flick of her slender jade hand, Hua Biying collected the Storage Bag.

Inside rested the Zenith Artifact, the “Five Elements Ring.”

Beside it lay a first-grade Divine Firmament Earth Shrinking Talisman Treasure.

To Li Meng, these two items had practically become the standard starter pack for max-favorability companions.

The former was a Zenith Artifact boasting absolute superiority in both offense and defense.

The latter was the ultimate life-preserving treasure.

Hua Biying looked at him, her eyes practically dripping with affection.

Shyly, she tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear.

“Senior Brother… why don’t we ‘discuss the Dao’ for a few more days?”

Faced with such an enticing invitation, how could Li Meng refuse?

He chuckled, stroking his beard in feigned contemplation.

“Excellent. Most excellent.”

Hua Biying’s face turned an even deeper shade of red.

And so, for the next half a month, Li Meng and Junior Sister Hua were completely inseparable.

The two remained locked within the Flowing Cloud Cave, diligently “discussing the Dao.”

On this day, at Flowing Cloud Peak.

“Focus well on your secluded cultivation for Root Strengthening, Junior Sister. Wait for me to return from the Kongming Hall, and we will catch up properly then.”

The two walked out of the cave side-by-side.

Hua Biying offered him a gentle, loving smile.

Her voluptuous figure bowed deeply in a respectful salute.

“I will await your return, Senior Brother.”

Li Meng cupped his hands in return.

“I take my leave, Junior Sister.”

Straightening his posture, Li Meng summoned the winds and soared into the sky.

He rode the currents away from the peak.

In the blink of an eye, his silhouette plunged into the dense sea of clouds.

Outside the cave, Hua Biying gazed at the sky, her eyes lingering on the horizon for a long time.

Only after a long while did she finally turn to return to her cave dwelling.

The sway of her curvaceous hips as she disappeared into the shadows was overwhelmingly alluring.

Joyous Union Sect.

Inner Sect Territory.

A lone figure streaked past the cloud-enshrouded peaks.

Riding the wind, Li Meng squinted against the breeze, admiring the magnificent, sweeping landscape below.

“Ah, endless joy. Hehe!”

Recalling the past days spent “discussing the Dao” with Junior Sister Hua brought a distinctly lecherous grin to his face.

But as he flew, the smile slowly faded.

“Now is not the time for pleasure.”

His little junior sister was still waiting for him to refine her Lifebound Flying Sword.

After the Inner Sect Grand Competition concluded, they would set off for the Kongming Hall.

He had to make absolute, foolproof preparations before then.

However, while his to-do list was long, it consisted entirely of artifact refining, talisman crafting, and alchemy.

Therefore, there was no need to panic.

Moon Gaze Peak.

The peak-top pavilion.

Li Meng descended from the sky, landing softly in the courtyard.

He spared a brief glance at the empty tea table.

Without lingering, he walked briskly toward the main doors of the pavilion.

The Artifact Refining Room.

With a sharp click, the heavy doors unlocked from the outside.

Standing in the doorway, Li Meng stared at the Ten-Thousand-Year Soul-Nurturing Wood currently being refined by the Five Elements Li-Fire.

A heavy sigh escaped his lips.

Truly worthy of being Ten-Thousand-Year Soul-Nurturing Wood.

Even after being continuously refined by the Five Elements Li-Fire Array for nearly three years, it had still not yielded.

His face contorting in pain, Li Meng flicked his sleeve.

With a loud clatter, 10,000 Spirit Stones poured out of his Sword Nurturing Gourd.

The stones split into five streams, feeding directly into the five formation cores.

“I am never doing such a thankless task again!”

He had wasted nearly 50,000 Spirit Stones on this single piece of wood.

To say it didn’t hurt his heart would be a bold-faced lie.

Li Meng glared bitterly at the floating wood.

He spun on his heel and marched out, refusing to look back.

Next on the agenda: refining the Lifebound Flying Sword.

Time flew by like a fleeting arrow; there are no years on the mountain of cultivation.

Half a year later.

Ever since Li Meng returned to Moon Gaze Peak, he had plunged headlong into the pavilion’s study and sealed the doors.

During this period, Qi Wei had visited a few times.

Knowing better than to disturb him, she hadn’t made a sound.

At most, she would climb the windowsill to eavesdrop for a while before leaving.

On this day, Qi Wei arrived once more.

Her petite body drifted down from the sky.

She landed as light as a feather in the courtyard.

There was already another person waiting there.

Leng Yixue sat alone at the tea table, nursing a cup of tea.

Her gaze was distant, lost in some private thought.

“Senior Sister Leng, has Senior Brother still not come out of secluded cultivation?”

Qi Wei skipped happily over to the tea table.

Her small frame scrambled onto Li Meng’s oversized reclining chair.

She sprawled out across the cushions, a look of absolute contentment on her face.

Brought back to her senses, Leng Yixue stood up.

She bowed respectfully, cupping her hands toward the little junior sister lounging on the chair.

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