The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

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Synopsis

At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.

He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.

[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]

Holding Hands: +10 EXP.

A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.

Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!

Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent “Grandpa” figure to lower the guards of the sect’s beautiful yet dangerous women.

To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted “Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother.” In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.

From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems… in exchange for a night of “cultivation.”
Why read this?

Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.

System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.

Harem Building: Gotta catch ’em all!

Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.

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Chapter 265: Chance Encounter with Senior Sister Cai and Senior Sister Jiang

The room didn’t quiet down until the sun was high in the sky.

“Hurry up and leave. Do you really want to be beaten to death by Senior Brother?”

Behind the silk bed curtains, Li Meng sat on the bed, holding Wen Huanhuan’s soft, voluptuous body in his arms. He buried his face in her hair, inhaling her fragrance with an intoxicated expression.

Wen Huanhuan slapped his hand away as it wandered across her chest.

They were both naked, skin pressed against skin, sharing warmth. Wen Huanhuan’s body was a masterpiece of white jade, exquisite from every angle.

Reluctantly, Li Meng released her. They dressed in silence.

“Senior, this Junior bids farewell.”

Wen Huanhuan sat at the tea table, her movements languid. She waved a dismissive hand without looking at him.

Li Meng smiled, bowed respectfully, and walked out.

As his footsteps faded, Wen Huanhuan stared out the window at the magnificent sea, her gaze deep and unfathomable.

Click.

The door closed behind him.

Li Meng’s smile vanished instantly. A trace of melancholy shadowed his eyes.

He had approached Wen Huanhuan with a calculated purpose. If she ever found out, the consequences would be dire. He didn’t care about the process, only the result—but she was a woman. Women valued the process.

Fortunately, only he and Han Li knew the truth.

“If I can hide it for a while, I can hide it forever,” he muttered, trying to convince himself. But anxiety gnawed at him.

He walked down to the lower deck, his mind preoccupied.

“Junior Brother Li?”

A voice interrupted his thoughts.

In the corridor by the railing, a woman in a purple dress appeared. The fabric clung to her plump curves, and a hint of snowy white skin at her neckline caught the eye.

It was Cai Xiaowei.

She paused, surprised to see him. She cupped her hands in a polite salute.

Li Meng returned the gesture, his Heavenly Eye sweeping over her.

Her aura was unstable, fluctuating rhythmically.

“Congratulations, Senior Sister,” he said with a smile. “You are on the verge of a breakthrough.”

Cai Xiaowei’s eyes widened. She was indeed nearing the Foundation Establishment Grand Perfection stage, but for an early-stage cultivator like Li Meng to spot it at a glance was impressive.

She smiled gracefully, brushing a stray lock of hair from her forehead.

“Junior Brother has keen eyes. I wonder if you could offer some guidance?”

She knew of his reputation. The “Wealth-Scattering Old Celibate” of the Outer Sect had become a legend in the Inner Sect—a genius alchemist with profound knowledge and a generous heart.

Li Meng stroked his beard. “Senior Sister’s foundation is solid. Breaking through won’t be difficult.”

He saw the signs clearly: two-colored spiritual light coiling around her like a dragon. She would break through within ten years even if she did nothing. But time was precious.

He flicked his sleeve.

A jade bottle flew from his Sword Nurturing Gourd, hovering in front of her.

“This bottle contains pills that can help you break through before we reach the Kongming Hall.”

Cai Xiaowei looked at the bottle, torn. The Kongming Hall was a place of immense opportunity but also deadly danger. Entering at Grand Perfection would increase her survival chances significantly. But she had nothing of equal value to trade right now.

“Senior Sister, consider it a loan,” Li Meng said gently. “Repay me when we return to the Sect.”

Cai Xiaowei’s expression shifted. She grabbed the bottle and bowed deeply.

“Junior Brother, thank you!”

[System Notification: Cai Xiaowei Affection +30] [Sub-profession Experience +150]

Li Meng smiled and walked on.

To him, the pills were disposable. To her, they were a lifeline. That was a profitable exchange.

He headed toward Liu Ruyu’s room, but was intercepted again.

“Junior Brother Li! It’s been quite a while.”

Li Meng looked up. Standing in his path was a woman with a voluptuous figure that seemed to spill out of her robes.

“Senior Sister Jiang, long time no see!”

Jiang Ping smiled, a sultry, fox-like charm radiating from her. She looked him up and down with hungry eyes.

“I didn’t expect Junior Brother to remember my name. I am very pleased.”

“How could I forget?” Li Meng chuckled. “A woman as captivating as Senior Sister is etched into any man’s memory.”

Jiang Ping giggled. She stepped closer, pressing her soft body against him. Her hands rested lightly on his chest.

“Oh, Junior Brother’s mouth is so sweet!”

Her eyes were liquid pools of affection, gazing at him like a lover. Her Charm Technique was active, subtle but potent.

Li Meng didn’t pull away. He wrapped an arm around her waist, leaning down to whisper in her ear.

“If Senior Sister has any difficulties, just tell me. My greatest virtue is… helping others.”

He inhaled her scent, his expression intoxicated.

Jiang Ping might have average looks, but her body and skills were top-tier. She was a master of seduction, the perfect Dual Cultivation Cauldron.

The female cultivators of the Joyous Union Sect practiced Charm Techniques primarily to stimulate the yang energy of male cultivators during Dual Cultivation, useful for both Harmonious Union and Dao Exchange.

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