The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

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Synopsis

At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.

He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.

[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]

Holding Hands: +10 EXP.

A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.

Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!

Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent “Grandpa” figure to lower the guards of the sect’s beautiful yet dangerous women.

To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted “Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother.” In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.

From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems… in exchange for a night of “cultivation.”
Why read this?

Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.

System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.

Harem Building: Gotta catch ’em all!

Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.

Chapter List

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

At 78 years old, with one foot in the grave and zero achievements, Li Meng awakens a System that turns intimacy into immortality.

He has no time for meditation. He has no talent for swordsmanship. But in the infamous Joyous Union Sect, he has the perfect cheat code.

[Ding! System Activated.] [Core Mechanic: Convert physical contact with female cultivators into EXP.]

Holding Hands: +10 EXP.

A Passionate Kiss: +100 EXP.

Dual Cultivation (Going all the way): LEVEL UP!

Realizing his advantage, Li Meng discards his dignity to survive. He adopts the persona of a harmless, benevolent “Grandpa” figure to lower the guards of the sect’s beautiful yet dangerous women.

To the outside world, he is the kind-hearted “Wealth-Scattering Senior Brother.” In reality, he is a cunning old fox hunting for his next source of cultivation.

From the arrogant Senior Aunt to the innocent Junior Sister, Li Meng will help them solve their problems… in exchange for a night of “cultivation.”
Why read this?

Unique MC: An experienced, manipulative old man, not a naive teenager.

System Progression: Clear stats, alchemy mastery, and talisman crafting.

Harem Building: Gotta catch ’em all!

Weak to Strong: Defying death to stand at the apex.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 1 The Lifespan Limit

Tianlan Continent. State of Zhao, Joyous Union Sect. Outer Sect, Little Bamboo Peak. Inside a dilapidated courtyard house, an old man sitting cross-legged on a bed opened his eyes. They were filled with desolation. “Failed again!” Li Meng turned his head to gaze at the bamboo forest outside the window. His gaunt, white-haired figure appeared […]

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 1 The Lifespan Limit

Chapter 1: The Lifespan Limit Tianlan Continent. State of Zhao, Joyous Union Sect. Outer Sect, Little Bamboo Peak. Inside a dilapidated courtyard house, an old man sitting cross-legged on a bed opened his eyes. They were filled with desolation. “Failed again!” Li Meng turned his head to gaze at the bamboo forest outside the window.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 4 Flawless Pills

“Senior, have you been afflicted by the fire poison of a Poison Tail Crab demon beast?” Qu Rou, who was ascending the stairs, halted her steps. Standing on the staircase, she looked down at Li Meng with a face full of surprise. She hadn’t expected this Outer Disciple to possess such keen eyesight. “If Senior

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 4 Flawless Pills

Chapter 4: Flawless Pills “Senior, have you been afflicted by the fire poison of a Poison Tail Crab demon beast?” Qu Rou, who was ascending the stairs, halted her steps. Standing on the staircase, she looked down at Li Meng with a face full of surprise. She hadn’t expected this Outer Disciple to possess such

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 10 Talismans

Talisman paper was refined from the hides of first-grade spirit beasts. If the hide shared the same earth attribute as the Godspeed Talisman, the resulting quality could be elevated by one tier, producing a Divine Firmament Talisman. “Drawing talismans doesn’t seem all that difficult after all. Let’s continue!” Li Meng pulled out a sheet of

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 10 Talismans

Chapter 10: Talismans Talisman paper was refined from the hides of first-grade spirit beasts. If the hide shared the same earth attribute as the Godspeed Talisman, the resulting quality could be elevated by one tier, producing a Divine Firmament Talisman. “Drawing talismans doesn’t seem all that difficult after all. Let’s continue!” Li Meng pulled out

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 11 Second-Rank Alchemist

“Senior Brother, is there any unfulfilled wish you have? If this Junior Sister can accomplish it, I will definitely help you fulfill it!” Yuan Baobao was deeply aware of her shallow cultivation. Her aptitude wasn’t particularly good, either. Reaching Foundation Establishment was hopeful, but forming a Golden Core was a chasm almost impossible to cross.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 11 Second-Rank Alchemist

Chapter 11: Second-Rank Alchemist “Senior Brother, is there any unfulfilled wish you have? If this Junior Sister can accomplish it, I will definitely help you fulfill it!” Yuan Baobao was deeply aware of her shallow cultivation. Her aptitude wasn’t particularly good, either. Reaching Foundation Establishment was hopeful, but forming a Golden Core was a chasm

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 15 The Lunar Body

Li Meng swept a glance over the young attendant. [Qi Wei] [Age: 19] [Luck: 800] [Cultivation: Qi Condensation Fifth Layer] [Constitution: Lunar Body] [Affection: 0] “The Lunar Body?” A flicker of surprise passed through Li Meng’s eyes. What kind of constitution is this? Could her inability to grow be related to this physique? Li Meng

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 15 The Lunar Body

Chapter 15: The Lunar Body Li Meng swept a glance over the young attendant. [Qi Wei] [Age: 19] [Luck: 800] [Cultivation: Qi Condensation Fifth Layer] [Constitution: Lunar Body] [Affection: 0] “The Lunar Body?” A flicker of surprise passed through Li Meng’s eyes. What kind of constitution is this? Could her inability to grow be related

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 20 Spirit Sword Talisman

Chen Lan smiled as she uncorked the vial. A rich, medicinal aroma immediately wafted out. “Is this… a Mid-grade Foundation Pill?” She was overjoyed. Obtaining a Foundation Pill was incredibly difficult for an Outer Disciple. Only the top ten in the sect’s grand competition, held once every decade, received one. The alternative was to complete

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 20 Spirit Sword Talisman

Chapter 20: Spirit Sword Talisman Chen Lan smiled as she uncorked the vial. A rich, medicinal aroma immediately wafted out. “Is this… a Mid-grade Foundation Pill?” She was overjoyed. Obtaining a Foundation Pill was incredibly difficult for an Outer Disciple. Only the top ten in the sect’s grand competition, held once every decade, received one.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 25 Dying Without Regret

Three hours later. The Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel suddenly emitted waves of spiritual power. “We’re departing!” “Is the quota full?” The massive Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel slowly rose into the air. It gradually receded into the distant sky. On the plaza of the main sect hall, some Outer Disciples who had not boarded wore expressions of deep

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 25 Dying Without Regret

Chapter 25: Dying Without Regret Three hours later. The Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel suddenly emitted waves of spiritual power. “We’re departing!” “Is the quota full?” The massive Heaven-Reaching Spirit Vessel slowly rose into the air. It gradually receded into the distant sky. On the plaza of the main sect hall, some Outer Disciples who had not

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 28 The Hundred Soul Banner

“A first-grade, superior Golden Shield Talisman? Interesting. You have quite a few treasures, fellow Daoist.” A light chuckle echoed from within the shifting fog. Deep in the mist, another cluster of green ghostly flames flickered into existence, drifting steadily toward Li Meng’s position. Soon, a figure began to materialize. As it drew nearer, the silhouette

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 28 The Hundred Soul Banner

Chapter 28: The Hundred Soul Banner “A first-grade, superior Golden Shield Talisman? Interesting. You have quite a few treasures, fellow Daoist.” A light chuckle echoed from within the shifting fog. Deep in the mist, another cluster of green ghostly flames flickered into existence, drifting steadily toward Li Meng’s position. Soon, a figure began to materialize.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 31 The Mist Demon

Unfortunately, the system provided no information whatsoever. Li Meng cursed the system internally for being utterly useless. “What if it really is a ten-thousand-year Mystic Yin Fruit?” Standing by the lakeshore, Li Meng wore an expression of deep conflict. An inadvertent glance made his eyes light up. Not far along the shore was a patch

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 31 The Mist Demon

Chapter 31: The Mist Demon Unfortunately, the system provided no information whatsoever. Li Meng cursed the system internally for being utterly useless. “What if it really is a ten-thousand-year Mystic Yin Fruit?” Standing by the lakeshore, Li Meng wore an expression of deep conflict. An inadvertent glance made his eyes light up. Not far along

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 37 The White Jade Coffin

Unfortunately, his unique path of cultivation meant that no one could truly ever become his master. Li Meng reached out and patted his Junior Sister’s head. “Don’t be afraid, Little Junior Sister. A mere Foundation Establishment cultivator is nothing. Within the Scarlet Forbidden Ground, your Senior Brother is invincible!” Invincible Senior Brother? Qi Wei pursed

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 37 The White Jade Coffin

Chapter 37: The White Jade Coffin Unfortunately, his unique path of cultivation meant that no one could truly ever become his master. Li Meng reached out and patted his Junior Sister’s head. “Don’t be afraid, Little Junior Sister. A mere Foundation Establishment cultivator is nothing. Within the Scarlet Forbidden Ground, your Senior Brother is invincible!”

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 44 Liu Siyue

Following behind the Inner Sect Foundation Establishment Senior, Li Meng took the opportunity to admire her graceful silhouette from behind. The curve of her waist was exquisite, her jet-black hair swayed gently with each step, and her gait was a rhythmic pleasure to behold. [Name: Liu Siyue] [Age: 85] [Luck: 1500] [Cultivation: Mid-stage Foundation Establishment]

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 44 Liu Siyue

Chapter 44: Liu Siyue Following behind the Inner Sect Foundation Establishment Senior, Li Meng took the opportunity to admire her graceful silhouette from behind. The curve of her waist was exquisite, her jet-black hair swayed gently with each step, and her gait was a rhythmic pleasure to behold. [Name: Liu Siyue] [Age: 85] [Luck: 1500]

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 47 A Fair Transaction

Chapter 47: A Fair Transaction “This Senior Brother can refine a batch of Soul Return Pills for you, Junior Sister. I will take full responsibility for procuring the necessary spirit plants myself, and I guarantee the quality will be no lower than Mid-grade.” Li Meng actually possessed the rare herbs required for the Soul Return

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 49 Menting Peak

Within the Joyous Union Sect’s inner sect, on Menting Peak, pavilions and towers were scattered across the landscape like jewels. Zhao Hu descended from the sky, landing on a broad plaza. “Tsk tsk, truly worthy of an Inner Disciple’s residence. So imposing!” he muttered to himself, his eyes wandering as he followed the main path

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 49 Menting Peak

Chapter 49: Menting Peak Within the Joyous Union Sect’s inner sect, on Menting Peak, pavilions and towers were scattered across the landscape like jewels. Zhao Hu descended from the sky, landing on a broad plaza. “Tsk tsk, truly worthy of an Inner Disciple’s residence. So imposing!” he muttered to himself, his eyes wandering as he

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 50 Go Find Senior Qu

Several days later. Joyous Union Sect. Outer Sect, Little Bamboo Peak. “Senior Brother! Is Senior Brother here?” In the afternoon, while Li Meng was refining pills in the alchemy room, a man’s shout suddenly erupted from outside. “Who is it? Can’t they see the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign?” Inside the alchemy room, Li Meng sat

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 50 Go Find Senior Qu

Chapter 50: Go Find Senior Qu Several days later. Joyous Union Sect. Outer Sect, Little Bamboo Peak. “Senior Brother! Is Senior Brother here?” In the afternoon, while Li Meng was refining pills in the alchemy room, a man’s shout suddenly erupted from outside. “Who is it? Can’t they see the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign?” Inside

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 53 An Acquaintance

At almost the same moment, every Outer and Inner Disciple turned their gaze in the same direction. “Farewell, Grandmaster!” The clear, unified chant echoed throughout the entire sect. The celestial phenomenon did not last long. In less than the time it takes an incense stick to burn, peace had returned to the heavens. Li Meng

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 53 An Acquaintance

Chapter 53: An Acquaintance At almost the same moment, every Outer and Inner Disciple turned their gaze in the same direction. “Farewell, Grandmaster!” The clear, unified chant echoed throughout the entire sect. The celestial phenomenon did not last long. In less than the time it takes an incense stick to burn, peace had returned to

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 60 Demonic Beasts and Yaoguai

Creatures without awakened intelligence were called demonic beasts, while those who had achieved sapience were known as yaoguai. Yaoguai often preferred to mingle among mortals, absorbing their spiritual essence to fuel their cultivation. While mortals referred to cultivators as “people of the mountains,” these mountain dwellers were not reclusive immortals who avoided the world. They

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 60 Demonic Beasts and Yaoguai

Chapter 60: Demonic Beasts and Yaoguai Creatures without awakened intelligence were called demonic beasts, while those who had achieved sapience were known as yaoguai. Yaoguai often preferred to mingle among mortals, absorbing their spiritual essence to fuel their cultivation. While mortals referred to cultivators as “people of the mountains,” these mountain dwellers were not reclusive

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 61 The Auction Immortal Assembly

It was a golden rule of survival: low-level cultivators should never recklessly scrutinize their superiors. “To the Auction House.” Li Meng strolled leisurely through the streets, heading toward the imposing structure that dominated the district. Today, the Market City’s Auction House was the epicenter of activity, yet surprisingly few cultivators were actually entering or exiting

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 61 The Auction Immortal Assembly

Chapter 61: The Auction Immortal Assembly It was a golden rule of survival: low-level cultivators should never recklessly scrutinize their superiors. “To the Auction House.” Li Meng strolled leisurely through the streets, heading toward the imposing structure that dominated the district. Today, the Market City’s Auction House was the epicenter of activity, yet surprisingly few

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 63 Auction Turmoil

“Forget it, forget it. Since Senior Sister Huanhuan likes it, this Junior Brother will yield.” Wu Hao leaned back with a laugh, conceding the round. Wen Huanhuan, nestled deep in her husband’s embrace, smiled faintly. Her eyes sparkled with greedy excitement as she gazed at the “Ageless Pill” on the auction stage. With that pill,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 63 Auction Turmoil

Chapter 63: Auction Turmoil “Forget it, forget it. Since Senior Sister Huanhuan likes it, this Junior Brother will yield.” Wu Hao leaned back with a laugh, conceding the round. Wen Huanhuan, nestled deep in her husband’s embrace, smiled faintly. Her eyes sparkled with greedy excitement as she gazed at the “Ageless Pill” on the auction

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 65 First-Grade Divine Firmament Talisman Treasure Earth Shrinking Talisman

The auction continued. Li Meng found the next few items unremarkable. They were either low-grade or mid-grade magical treasures, the kind of standard fare that flooded the cultivation world. Not a single high-grade or top-grade treasure appeared, let alone a true Spirit Treasure. Nearly a hundred items had been hammered down, yet the so-called “grand

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 65 First-Grade Divine Firmament Talisman Treasure Earth Shrinking Talisman

Chapter 65: First-Grade Divine Firmament Talisman Treasure “Earth Shrinking Talisman” The auction continued. Li Meng found the next few items unremarkable. They were either low-grade or mid-grade magical treasures, the kind of standard fare that flooded the cultivation world. Not a single high-grade or top-grade treasure appeared, let alone a true Spirit Treasure. Nearly a

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 66 The Longevity Fruit and the Heavenly Lightning Bamboo

A thousand-year Longevity Fruit could only refine a low-grade Longevity Pill. A low-grade Longevity Pill could only extend one’s lifespan by fifty years. Furthermore, a cultivator could only consume one Longevity Pill in their entire lifetime. While a second pill wasn’t completely useless, the body built a tolerance so rapidly that the effect diminished to

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 66 The Longevity Fruit and the Heavenly Lightning Bamboo

Chapter 66: The Longevity Fruit and the Heavenly Lightning Bamboo A thousand-year Longevity Fruit could only refine a low-grade Longevity Pill. A low-grade Longevity Pill could only extend one’s lifespan by fifty years. Furthermore, a cultivator could only consume one Longevity Pill in their entire lifetime. While a second pill wasn’t completely useless, the body

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 67 Moon Gaze Peak

Seeing no further bids, Mu Jiu’er offered a gentle, practiced smile. “60,000 spirit stones, once. 60,000 spirit stones, twice. Sold! Congratulations, Senior, on winning the five-thousand-year Heavenly Lightning Bamboo!” Could this be considered a bargain? Li Meng wasn’t sure if it was a steal or a waste of money, but the gavel had fallen. The

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 67 Moon Gaze Peak

Chapter 67: Moon Gaze Peak Seeing no further bids, Mu Jiu’er offered a gentle, practiced smile. “60,000 spirit stones, once. 60,000 spirit stones, twice. Sold! Congratulations, Senior, on winning the five-thousand-year Heavenly Lightning Bamboo!” Could this be considered a bargain? Li Meng wasn’t sure if it was a steal or a waste of money, but

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 68 Cultivate With Me

The flying sword beneath his Junior Sister’s feet looked exceedingly small, a delicate blade crafted specifically for her petite frame. Li Meng watched as she soared into the sea of clouds, her figure dwindling to a speck before vanishing entirely within the mist. Only then did he withdraw his gaze. “Alright. Time to prepare for

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 68 Cultivate With Me

Chapter 68: Cultivate With Me The flying sword beneath his Junior Sister’s feet looked exceedingly small, a delicate blade crafted specifically for her petite frame. Li Meng watched as she soared into the sea of clouds, her figure dwindling to a speck before vanishing entirely within the mist. Only then did he withdraw his gaze.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 72 I Will Keep It for You

Moon Gaze Peak. At the summit pavilion, Li Meng sat cross-legged on a meditation cushion, deep in cultivation. A faint, multicolored spiritual glow emanated from his aged body. The five elemental spiritual powers did not leak outward; instead, they resonated with the surroundings, drawing the heaven and earth’s spiritual energy into him in a continuous,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 78 Sect Master Li Qiushui

“Congratulations on your successful Foundation Establishment, Senior Brother!” Li Meng chuckled softly and returned the bow with a cupped-fist salute. “Just a stroke of luck, nothing more!” “Senior Brother, please!” It was merely a passing greeting. Li Meng continued his walk toward the main sect hall, but whispers followed him. “That Elder is truly fortunate!”

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 78 Sect Master Li Qiushui

Chapter 78: Sect Master Li Qiushui “Congratulations on your successful Foundation Establishment, Senior Brother!” Li Meng chuckled softly and returned the bow with a cupped-fist salute. “Just a stroke of luck, nothing more!” “Senior Brother, please!” It was merely a passing greeting. Li Meng continued his walk toward the main sect hall, but whispers followed

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 83 Li Xi and Yu Youwei

“Senior Brother Ning, this is Senior Brother Li. Junior Sister Yuan and I are on very good terms with him!” So Junior Brother Xuan and Junior Sister Yuan are close with this Junior Brother Li? Ning Changyuan’s expression cleared with understanding. “My apologies, Junior Brother Li,” he said, cupping his fists respectfully. “This senior brother

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 84 Husband, Kill Him!

Yuan Baobao’s eyes curved into lovely crescents. “Senior Brother, congratulations on your successful Foundation Establishment!” Li Meng smiled as he looked at the stunningly beautiful Junior Sister standing beside him. His white hair cascaded down his back, framing a face that was no longer withered, but youthful and radiant with vitality. “And how will Junior

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 84 Husband, Kill Him!

Chapter 84: Husband, Kill Him! Yuan Baobao’s eyes curved into lovely crescents. “Senior Brother, congratulations on your successful Foundation Establishment!” Li Meng smiled as he looked at the stunningly beautiful Junior Sister standing beside him. His white hair cascaded down his back, framing a face that was no longer withered, but youthful and radiant with

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 100 Go, Go, Go!

Li Meng swept his gaze over the Formation Flags hovering above the refining fires of the surrounding Formation Cores. Imprinting Dao patterns was the most crucial step in artifact forging, demanding complete focus and stability. But now was not the time for that. The Formation Flags still needed further material tempering before they could bear

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 100 Go, Go, Go!

Chapter 100: Go, Go, Go! Li Meng swept his gaze over the Formation Flags hovering above the refining fires of the surrounding Formation Cores. Imprinting Dao patterns was the most crucial step in artifact forging, demanding complete focus and stability. But now was not the time for that. The Formation Flags still needed further material

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 104 The High-Grade Magical Artifact Soul Suppressing Bell

“It is futile. How can a middle and an early Foundation Establishment cultivator possibly withstand the soul-rending resonance of my High-Grade Magical Artifact, the ‘Soul Suppressing Bell’? Cease your struggling and accept your fate. State your names—I do not dirty my hands with the blood of nameless ghosts!” The black-robed cultivator sneered, his eyes gleaming

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 104 The High-Grade Magical Artifact Soul Suppressing Bell

Chapter 104: The High-Grade Magical Artifact “Soul Suppressing Bell” “It is futile. How can a middle and an early Foundation Establishment cultivator possibly withstand the soul-rending resonance of my High-Grade Magical Artifact, the ‘Soul Suppressing Bell’? Cease your struggling and accept your fate. State your names—I do not dirty my hands with the blood of

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 107 A Chorus of Specters

“Junior Brother Qian, scour the surrounding shrines. If you discover any spectral artifacts, do not make direct contact—destroy them on the spot.” “Understood, Senior Brother Li!” Qian Wen turned on his heel and hastened out of the dilapidated main hall. As his footsteps faded into the night, a stifling silence descended upon the ruins. Hua

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 107 A Chorus of Specters

Chapter 107: A Chorus of Specters “Junior Brother Qian, scour the surrounding shrines. If you discover any spectral artifacts, do not make direct contact—destroy them on the spot.” “Understood, Senior Brother Li!” Qian Wen turned on his heel and hastened out of the dilapidated main hall. As his footsteps faded into the night, a stifling

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 108 Xiaoqian and Xiao Qi

Some were pure and adorable, possessing an innocent charm. Others were enchanting, their allure radiating from their very bones. There were those who carried themselves like well-bred ladies of noble houses, gentle and serene, while others simply wept softly or begged for mercy. A few merely looked up at him, their expressions timid and fearful.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 113 Blood Blade Sect

From casting the Soul Stilling Talisman to the decapitating swing of the flying sword, Li Meng’s actions were as smooth and effortless as flowing clouds and water. He killed without batting an eye. Three Foundation Establishment cultivators had died under his ambush instantly, offering not even a whimper of resistance. At the nearby table, the

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 113 Blood Blade Sect

Chapter 113: Blood Blade Sect From casting the Soul Stilling Talisman to the decapitating swing of the flying sword, Li Meng’s actions were as smooth and effortless as flowing clouds and water. He killed without batting an eye. Three Foundation Establishment cultivators had died under his ambush instantly, offering not even a whimper of resistance.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 114 Rat Supreme

“Another top-grade talisman… Just how many of these damned things do you have?” The Blood Blade Sect cultivator stared in disbelief, his chest heaving with exertion. The might of his last slash had been enough to cleave the heavens and the earth, a strike poured with every ounce of his cultivation. He had seen the

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 114 Rat Supreme

Chapter 114: Rat Supreme “Another top-grade talisman… Just how many of these damned things do you have?” The Blood Blade Sect cultivator stared in disbelief, his chest heaving with exertion. The might of his last slash had been enough to cleave the heavens and the earth, a strike poured with every ounce of his cultivation.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 117 Merit

Yellow parchment fluttered in the air, caught in a rhythmic, artificial draft. One by one, talisman brushes rose, guided by an invisible hand. Hundreds of sheets of paper swirled in a mesmerizing vortex around Li Meng’s head as the brushes danced across them in perfect synchronization. The cinnabar ink transformed into a vibrant crimson serpent,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 117 Merit

Chapter 117: Merit Yellow parchment fluttered in the air, caught in a rhythmic, artificial draft. One by one, talisman brushes rose, guided by an invisible hand. Hundreds of sheets of paper swirled in a mesmerizing vortex around Li Meng’s head as the brushes danced across them in perfect synchronization. The cinnabar ink transformed into a

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 119 Senior Brother and Senior

Chapter 119: Senior Brother and Senior Li Meng flicked his sleeve, his expression shifting into one of awe-inspiring righteousness. “Slaying demons and vanquishing evil is the only true path for a cultivator!” Yao Ning, standing beside him, looked on with pure admiration. To her, this white-haired, youthful-faced Senior Brother was the pinnacle of moral standing.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 121 Just a Step Away

Hua Biying’s cheeks were dusted with a alluring crimson hue. She looked up at Li Meng, her eyes shimmering with a mix of curiosity and hesitation. “Senior Brother,” she whispered, her voice trembling slightly, “is it true that those with the Five Spirit Roots waste constitution cannot engage in Dual Cultivation?” Li Meng’s expression remained

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 121 Just a Step Away

Chapter 121: Just a Step Away Hua Biying’s cheeks were dusted with a alluring crimson hue. She looked up at Li Meng, her eyes shimmering with a mix of curiosity and hesitation. “Senior Brother,” she whispered, her voice trembling slightly, “is it true that those with the Five Spirit Roots waste constitution cannot engage in

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 127 Leng Yiyue

Leng Yixue’s face turned a deathly shade of pale, the blood draining from her lips until they were as white as the snow her name evoked. A flicker of disbelief trembled in her usually stoic eyes. “Forbidden Soul Grass? I… how have I never heard of such a thing?” Li Meng glanced indifferently at the

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 130 Chance Encounter with Junior Brother Chen and Junior Sister Fish

Chapter 130: Chance Encounter with Junior Brother Chen and Junior Sister Fish Leng Yixue nodded, her eyes scanning the pavilion courtyard. “Why haven’t I seen Master Iron Ox?” Moon Gaze Peak housed a Master Artifact Refiner. This was common knowledge within the Sect. His creations were highly sought after, even by Core disciples. But since

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 131 Wen Huanhuan

Panic flashed in the eyes of Chen Hao and Yu Youwei. They stood frozen, cold sweat streaming down their backs. Li Meng glanced at Senior Wen blocking their path, then turned to the trembling disciples behind him. “You two go ahead.” “Senior Li, Master she…” Yu Youwei’s voice shook with anxiety. Last time, her Master

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 131 Wen Huanhuan

Chapter 131: Wen Huanhuan Panic flashed in the eyes of Chen Hao and Yu Youwei. They stood frozen, cold sweat streaming down their backs. Li Meng glanced at Senior Wen blocking their path, then turned to the trembling disciples behind him. “You two go ahead.” “Senior Li, Master she…” Yu Youwei’s voice shook with anxiety.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 137 The Confused, Flustered, and Furious Wen Huanhuan

“Senior, consider this a token of your Junior’s affection.” A small, exquisite wooden box slid from Li Meng’s sleeve into his palm. Wen Huanhuan struggled slightly in his embrace, her cheeks flushed. “You… release me this instant!” “As you command.” Li Meng chuckled, his voice dripping with feigned obedience. He released her soft, pliable waist

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 137 The Confused, Flustered, and Furious Wen Huanhuan

Chapter 137: The Confused, Flustered, and Furious Wen Huanhuan “Senior, consider this a token of your Junior’s affection.” A small, exquisite wooden box slid from Li Meng’s sleeve into his palm. Wen Huanhuan struggled slightly in his embrace, her cheeks flushed. “You… release me this instant!” “As you command.” Li Meng chuckled, his voice dripping

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 140 Master’s Heart Demon

Chapter 140: Master’s Heart Demon Li Meng was never one to be overly polite when opportunity knocked. If he could raise Sect Master Li Qiushui’s Affection to the maximum, he wouldn’t just walk through the Sect—he would walk sideways, untouchable and unchallenged. He already had the formidable backing of Masked Moon Peak, allowing him considerable

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 152 Must Die

A gaggle of Qi Condensation cultivators was, by nature, insignificant. However, these particular ants seemed to share a connection with the man holding the supreme treasure. A subtle, predatory curve lifted the corner of Wen Yu’s mouth. He smiled, his eyes drifting to Gong Qi, who stood nearby. “Fellow Daoist Gong Qi,” Wen Yu purred.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 152 Must Die

Chapter 152: Must Die A gaggle of Qi Condensation cultivators was, by nature, insignificant. However, these particular ants seemed to share a connection with the man holding the supreme treasure. A subtle, predatory curve lifted the corner of Wen Yu’s mouth. He smiled, his eyes drifting to Gong Qi, who stood nearby. “Fellow Daoist Gong

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 153 If You Dare to Advance, Death is Certain

BOOM! The colossal Golden Geng Spirit Sword hammered against the mirror’s surface with the weight of a falling mountain. Dual-colored spiritual light exploded outward in a chaotic shockwave. With a deafening crack, the golden sword shattered into motes of light. The mirror, however, remained intact. “A Spirit Treasure. Impressive,” Li Meng mused, his eyes narrowing.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 161 Forcing Fate

Li Meng retrieved two meditation cushions from his storage bag and placed them on the dusty stone floor. He sat cross-legged, smoothing his yellow robes, and turned to the woman beside him. “Senior Sister Li,” he said with a warm smile. “It has been too long.” Li Xi turned toward him, her expression softening into

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 161 Forcing Fate

Chapter 161: Forcing Fate Li Meng retrieved two meditation cushions from his storage bag and placed them on the dusty stone floor. He sat cross-legged, smoothing his yellow robes, and turned to the woman beside him. “Senior Sister Li,” he said with a warm smile. “It has been too long.” Li Xi turned toward him,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 162 One Sect Occupies Three Enlightenment Platforms

By the time Li Meng returned his attention to the valley floor, six Foundation Establishment disciples from the Joyous Union Sect had already retreated from the platforms. They stumbled back, faces pale and chests heaving. The Enlightenment Platform had rejected them. None had lasted more than five breaths. “Why has your cultivation regressed?” Li Meng’s

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 162 One Sect Occupies Three Enlightenment Platforms

Chapter 162: One Sect Occupies Three Enlightenment Platforms By the time Li Meng returned his attention to the valley floor, six Foundation Establishment disciples from the Joyous Union Sect had already retreated from the platforms. They stumbled back, faces pale and chests heaving. The Enlightenment Platform had rejected them. None had lasted more than five

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 163 That Idiot

“Golden Geng Glazed Formation, rise!” At Li Meng’s command, the talismans buried in the earth erupted. Blinding golden radiance shot skyward, weaving together into a translucent, impenetrable dome that enveloped the two Enlightenment Platforms. “Senior Brothers, Senior Sisters, enter the formation! Now!” The Joyous Union Sect disciples, momentarily stunned by the sudden deployment, snapped to

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 163 That Idiot

Chapter 163: That Idiot “Golden Geng Glazed Formation, rise!” At Li Meng’s command, the talismans buried in the earth erupted. Blinding golden radiance shot skyward, weaving together into a translucent, impenetrable dome that enveloped the two Enlightenment Platforms. “Senior Brothers, Senior Sisters, enter the formation! Now!” The Joyous Union Sect disciples, momentarily stunned by the

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 164 Ning Changyuan’s Melancholy

Chapter 164: Ning Changyuan’s Melancholy Whether the attackers were holding back or simply too weak to make a dent remained a mystery. Regardless, the Golden Geng Glazed Formation stood immaculate. Unless a Golden Core cultivator personally descended to strike, this turtle shell wasn’t cracking. Even if every Foundation Establishment cultivator in Yellow Wind Valley bombarded

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 172 Xia Xi’s Wild Imaginations

Chapter 172: Xia Xi’s Wild Imaginations Even if Tianshi Mansion was guarded by a Golden Core cultivator, it hardly mattered. A mere Golden Core couldn’t possibly intimidate Li Meng. If money and artifacts couldn’t suppress the threat, he had other means. Given Martial Aunt Wen’s protective—if somewhat possessive—temperament, she was undoubtedly shadowing him from the

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 177 Meeting the Headmaster Senior at Moon Greeting Peak

Emotions flickered across her exquisite features like clouds drifting over a moonlit lake. There was shame, annoyance, a touch of helplessness, and a lingering, hazy confusion. Her dress, cut slightly tighter than usual, perfectly traced the lush, alluring curve of her waist. From any angle, she was a masterpiece of devastating beauty. Suddenly, the storm

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 178 Junior Sister Chen’s Arrival

Chapter 178: Junior Sister Chen’s Arrival “I’ll use this opportunity to practice. I’ll refine a Top Grade Magical Artifact for Junior Sister Chen first. As for the offensive capabilities, I can simulate those using Talismans.” The concept of embedding ‘Divine Abilities’ into artifacts was simple in theory: condense complex spells and Talismans into Dao patterns,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 179 Sunset Glow Peak

Li Meng chuckled softly, smoothing his beard with a satisfied air. “Excellent. After you, Junior Sister.” Chen Lan flashed him a charming, provocative smile. She cast a sultry glance over her shoulder, her eyes hooking into his. With a fluid motion, her graceful, alluring figure rose into the air, riding the wind into the distance.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 179 Sunset Glow Peak

Chapter 179: Sunset Glow Peak Li Meng chuckled softly, smoothing his beard with a satisfied air. “Excellent. After you, Junior Sister.” Chen Lan flashed him a charming, provocative smile. She cast a sultry glance over her shoulder, her eyes hooking into his. With a fluid motion, her graceful, alluring figure rose into the air, riding

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 180 Playful Affection

Li Meng changed his hand seals again. Hum. The blue glow of the Five Elements Ring faded, replaced by a heavy, earthen yellow light. “ROAR!” A deafening dragon’s roar resonated through the heavens and earth, shaking the bamboo grove. The ring expanded and twisted, transforming into a massive Earth Dragon, easily twenty zhang in length.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 180 Playful Affection

Chapter 180: Playful Affection Li Meng changed his hand seals again. Hum. The blue glow of the Five Elements Ring faded, replaced by a heavy, earthen yellow light. “ROAR!” A deafening dragon’s roar resonated through the heavens and earth, shaking the bamboo grove. The ring expanded and twisted, transforming into a massive Earth Dragon, easily

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 181 Junior Sister Specially Comes to Seek Guidance on the Talisman Path

Chapter 181: Junior Sister Specially Comes to Seek Guidance on the Talisman Path After several days of intoxicating intimacy, the tempest of passion finally settled. Li Meng was in no hurry to leave Sunset Glow Peak. He spent the following days entirely with Junior Sister Chen, practically sealing themselves away from the outside world. When

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 181 Junior Sister Specially Comes to Seek Guidance on the Talisman Path

Chapter 181: Junior Sister Specially Comes to Seek Guidance on the Talisman Path After several days of intoxicating intimacy, the tempest of passion finally settled. Li Meng was in no hurry to leave Sunset Glow Peak. He spent the following days entirely with Junior Sister Chen, practically sealing themselves away from the outside world. When

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 186 Yuan Baobao’s Foundation Establishment

Chapter 186: Yuan Baobao’s Foundation Establishment “Headmaster, take all my contribution points, exchange them for Spirit Stones, and have them delivered to Moon Gaze Peak.” “Alright!” “Headmaster, let us rest now.” “Alright… wait, you want to go again?” Li Meng merely smiled and flicked his sleeve. The heavy brocade curtains fell once more, blocking out

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 186 Yuan Baobao’s Foundation Establishment

Chapter 186: Yuan Baobao’s Foundation Establishment “Headmaster, take all my contribution points, exchange them for Spirit Stones, and have them delivered to Moon Gaze Peak.” “Alright!” “Headmaster, let us rest now.” “Alright… wait, you want to go again?” Li Meng merely smiled and flicked his sleeve. The heavy brocade curtains fell once more, blocking out

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 197 Endless Joy

Chapter 197: Endless Joy “Senior Brother, you… what did you just do to me?” Moments ago, Li Meng had produced a small jade bottle. With a soft hum of spiritual energy, it had absorbed the Pure Yin Qi dispersing from her body. Li Meng gently stroked Junior Sister Hua’s cascading, jet-black hair. “Since I cannot

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 197 Endless Joy

Chapter 197: Endless Joy “Senior Brother, you… what did you just do to me?” Moments ago, Li Meng had produced a small jade bottle. With a soft hum of spiritual energy, it had absorbed the Pure Yin Qi dispersing from her body. Li Meng gently stroked Junior Sister Hua’s cascading, jet-black hair. “Since I cannot

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 220 – Junior Sister Xia with Maxed Affection

Chapter 220: Junior Sister Xia with Maxed Affection [System Notification: Target ‘Xia Qian’ Affection +40] [Sub-profession Experience +200] [Affection has reached MAX value. Sub-profession Experience +50,000] [Trait Unlocked: Max-value opposite sex companion provides 100 fixed Sub-profession Experience daily.] Li Meng soared across the surface of the lake, the wind whipping at his robes. The glowing

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 238 – The Impatient Wei Yushu

Chapter 238: The Impatient Wei Yushu “Daughter?” Wei Yushu shook her head, dismissing the fleeting thought with a self-deprecating smile. The Immortal Master was a cultivator from the elusive mountains, a being who transcended mortal ties. That possibility likely didn’t exist. Tonight, Prince Qi’s mansion was unusually noisy. Although the inner courtyard maintained a semblance

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 251 – Returning to the Heaven-Reaching Spirit Boat

Chapter 251: Returning to the Heaven-Reaching Spirit Boat “Senior Brother, why do people die?” Qi Wei’s voice was small and sullen. The concept of death—Dao vanishing, existence erased from the world and memory—troubled her deeply. She didn’t like it. She didn’t like it at all. Li Meng smiled softly, rubbing his Junior Sister’s head. “Yes,

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 254 – No Regrets

Chapter 254: No Regrets Li Meng followed behind Jiang Ping, his gaze appreciating the scenery with a leisurely smile. Her face was merely average, but her figure was truly exceptional. She rivaled Senior Sister Qu in sheer curves, though she lacked the statuesque height of Junior Sister Hua. In terms of tactile appeal, however, she

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 256 – Master, I Want to Become Junior Brother Li’s Dao Companion

Chapter 256: Master, I Want to Become Junior Brother Li’s Dao Companion [System Notification: Liu Ruyu Affection +50] [Sub-profession Experience +250] The system’s prompt brought a faint smile to Li Meng’s lips. During their previous discussions on the Dao, her Affection had already risen to 30. Now, with a single session of practical demonstration, it

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 260 – Refining the Fourth-Grade Longevity Pill

Chapter 260: Refining the Fourth-Grade “Longevity Pill” “Master, do not force Junior Brother Li anymore. Refining the pill is more important!” Although Liu Ruyu felt disappointed, she didn’t dwell on it. Her desire to become Dao Companions with Li Meng wasn’t born of romantic love, but of intellectual compatibility. They were kindred spirits in alchemy.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 269 – Junior Brother! Senior Sister Is Willing to Be Your Sword Servant

Chapter 269: Junior Brother! Senior Sister Is Willing to Be Your Sword Servant Li Meng cupped his hands in return. “Senior Sister, please!” “Junior Brother, please!” The two parted ways. Listening to the fading footsteps behind him, Li Meng’s expression grew dazed. Jiang Ping reminded him of someone from many years ago—a junior sister he

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 273 – Shen Qingyi

Chapter 273: Shen Qingyi Lü Tianxing was determined to obtain this Flawless Dustfall Pill at any cost. If the Lü family had a Golden Core cultivator overseeing them, they could instantly leap to become a prominent cultivation family on Liju Island. Li Meng set down his teacup, regarding Lü Tianxing with a faint, inscrutable smile.

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 275 – Third-Grade Divine Firmament Heart-Piercing Talisman

Chapter 275: Third-Grade Divine Firmament Heart-Piercing Talisman Li Meng calmly retracted his finger, his expression unchanged. “Fellow Daoist Shen, let’s discuss serious matters first.” There were some women one simply could not touch casually. Li Meng had no desire to bring unnecessary trouble upon himself. Matters could be discussed, and women could be touched. But

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 276 – Do You Intend to Shoulder Two Households

Chapter 276: Do You Intend to Shoulder Two Households? [Favorability +10] [Sub-profession XP +50] Shen Qingyi bowed respectfully toward her master, her hands clasped. “Master, please bestow the talisman!” Li Meng reached out and tapped the talisman floating in the air. Instantly, the golden paper transformed into a streak of golden light that drilled directly

The Oldest Disciple: Farming Intimacy to Become Immortal

Chapter 284 – Spiritual Dominion

Chapter 284: Spiritual Pressure? Lü Tianxing’s face paled slightly. He hurriedly shook his fat head vigorously. “I absolutely didn’t mean that! If Sister-in-law follows me, I will naturally treat her well!” Murong Xue narrowed her eyes slightly. “Better than you treat me?” “Of course not! My treatment of Sister-in-law would only be second to you,

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